Bill Clinton meets an untimely end after a week on the run

Fortunately, Janet Reno is still OK.

The police brought Bill Clinton to the Orange County Animal Shelter, where he later died.

With perfect quote-mining, I made you look, didn’t I?

3 responses to “Bill Clinton meets an untimely end after a week on the run

  1. Ha! That’s a funny headline.

  2. The real Kool-Ade drinkers want to hear that he died in a freak neutering accident. They are, of course, evil.

  3. And, yes, I would look at that headline.