Category Archives: Humor

Thanks, Sheril:

From Arikia (The Millikan Daily) comes this LOL/LMAO/ROFL video of the day – Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version:

From PhDcomics.

When reading fairy tales as a kid, I always wondered at the end how that ‘happily ever after’ looked like. I never imagined it, in my childhood innocence, that it would be like this:

Hat-tip: Miriam

Taken on the corner of 14th Street and Avenue C in Manhattan on February 21st, 2009:

moar funny pictures

If so, don’t worry. GOP has a solution for all your problems. Just describe your problem to the GOPProblemSolver and you will get the straight answer how to solve it:

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Remember that every satire has to contain a grain of truth….

And this is an alternative version.

From here.

Give it a try. Keep refreshing the page and you’ll get compliments like:
“May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.”
“Wend you not to wreak annihilable havoc with my tumefascent transmitters and turgid devices. ”
“If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.”
“Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun! ”
“A kitten’s growl would not come near the plights of your spoken voice.”
“Your eyelids refract the turgid limnations of an eel trapped in flickering cinematographic paralysis.”
“If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.”
“The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapours of nylon I sense in your larynx.”
“Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo.”
“Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.”
“Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone.”
“In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam.”
“The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.”
“You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.”
“Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant.”

…his periodic system of elements would look like this:

To see large, go here.

Finally explained! And in the comments….

So, which gender is the researcher?

See the screen-capture here: If The USA Had A Facebook Page During The Civil War (then click on the image to enlarge).

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

This is the best!

From here (click if you need help identifying the gaming systems – or candidates for that matter):

From here:

It was inevitable – took just a few hours (you need to listen, not just watch):

Rabies themselves!

We are a proud group of rabies. We are not a rabid group. And we
rarely engage in rabid rabble rousing. As a commonly misunderstood
virus which supports the Barack Obama candidacy, we’ve formed an
alliance of rabies to pledge our support for Senator Obama. Our group
is comprised of all different kinds of rabies, including rabies from a
raccoon, bat and non-domesticated canines.

Wow! If this won’t get wingnuts frothing at their mouths, I don’t know what will!