Clock Quotes

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
– Duke of Edinburgh

2 responses to “Clock Quotes

  1. The horses are practising for the upcoming revolt. They’re being careful to only throw a few riders, and only in a few races, but they’re all mastering the trick.
    Then, one day, they’ll all stop. The air will be filled with gracefully arcing riders. Who the horses will step on. And eat. That’s the signal! The revolt starts…

  2. I, for one, welcome our Equine Overlords!