Colleges should not discriminate against Martians and Tralfamadorians

Our governor agrees. At least in the print version of this article which has a somehwat different title: “Easley supports college for aliens”. I wonder why they changed it for the Web version – is the editorial position that having green or purple skin disqualifies one from higher education?

2 responses to “Colleges should not discriminate against Martians and Tralfamadorians

  1. Well, if the Martians or Tralfamadorians are here legally, they don’t need his support. And either way, they are aliens, right?

  2. Tralfamadorians require greater scrutiny, because they might be U.S. veterans who were kidnapped and then released.