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When Time Stood Still!
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Happy New Year!
Coming up tonight at midnight, according to the Julian calendar.
Origami evolution
How to get from a White Rhino to a Chinese water buffalo in just a few easy steps.
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You need a bun to bite, Benny Lava!
RPM and John posted this music video with hilarious pseudo-subtitles. I don’t know how I missed it before as this is supposed to be one of the most popular clips on YouTube ever, but now this song is firmly embedded in my brain and I spent my day singing about yellow goats, DNA, papayas and being high today, all the while dancing very energetically:
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Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-vexed-by-halitosis
I’ve never before seen a picture that better fits the description used in the title of this post:

You may have to read the story here to see how well the title fits.
Hat-tip: Mark
The long and heroic history of LOLcats
http://view.break.com/392548 – Watch more free videos
Hat-tip: Maru
Instructional Videos
Sites with videos that are more serious than YouTube are proliferating – I get an e-mail about a new one about every week. This week’s addition is SuTree. By clicking on pets and animals category and then on reptiles and then on care, I found, for instance, this video on the care of Leopard Geckos. It includes some text, as well as user comments (but no responses from the experts or authors of the video). The advice is good, standard pet-shop fare. As my lab-buddy Chris actually did a lot of research with Leopard Geckos, we know a bunch more about the husbandry and other neat tricks with these lizards, but for a pet owner or a teacher, the video is sufficient.
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Readable…

Just right. Easier than Chris R, apparently. But just you wait for the next time I use the BPR3 icon and NOT put anything under the fold!
BTW, copy the image – do not use the embed code provided by the site….
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Nietche was just a monkey
I know, I know, technically he was an ape. But the word “monkey” is so much more funny!
Thanks to my high-school friend who found me on Facebook and posted this on my Fun Wall.
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Are you a naked mole-rattist?
Do you agree that Naked Mole Rats are beautiful? Does it irk you to no end when you hear someone state that they are ugly? Does it make you mad when the MSM, oblivious, ignorant and insensitive, repeats that standard denialists’ trope? Are you sick-and-tired of the “he-said-she-said” journalism that just HAS to, every time, quote some anti-naked-mole-rat bigot whenever these lovely animals are mentioned? Are you aware that a Heterocephalus glaber is not allowed to run for office in 27 states of the USA? These days, you cannot even slander atheists in a political speech any more without paying the price at the polls, yet it is deemed perfectly normal to crack jokes at the poor defenseless rodent! Why? Just because it is hairless, i.e., DIFFERENT than most of us!
No, my friends! It is time to stand up to these naked mole-rattists! Join the Facebook group and report all the ugly slurs to the rest of the group members, so we can incur the wrath of the Internets on those who still harbor the “old time” resentments toward this beautiful cousin of ours.
And just because they are blind does not mean they do not have eyes or cannot detect light. While the image-processing structures are greatly diminished, their circadian photoreception is intact. And, when monitored one-by-one (i.e., not in a colony setting the way Paul Sherman initially and erronoeusly reported), some individuals display circadian rhythms in activity and body temperature. The strongest, clearest rhythms are exhibited by the disperser morphs – those males who leave the colony and travel some ways trying to find and join another colony elsewhere.
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For my European Readers
Not that it’s a good thing….

Posted in Fun, Mis-clock-ceptions, Society, Technology, Time
Happy HalloMeme!
Oh-oh! I got tagged by another meme – the Happy HalloMeme! – by Rick. The idea is to highlight a scary marine or SF film!
I was very young, probably around 7 or 8, when TV Belgrade decided to air a weekly series of old Jack Arnold movies, including It Came from Outer Space, Tarantula, and The Incredible Shrinking Man. But the one that really scared me (I could not sleep that night and had scary moments for quite a while afterwards) was the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Some decades later it may look silly and naive, but for a little boy at the time, it was horrifying! See for yourself:
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Uber-geekery: Computer History of SciBlings
All revealed, on Page 3.14
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“I rank number one on google” meme!!
David Ng started it. This was a quick and easy one for me – let me know if other queries bring up one of my blogs to the 1st spot on Google searches:
‘I want this job’
‘open laboratory 2008’
femiphobia
femiphobic
Bora Zivkovic
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Split personality?

See my brainscanner results
Hat-tip: Sandra
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Professor Steve Steve on Capitol Hill
My little panda friend is becoming really famous. He was mentioned in a House hearing on global warming yesterday.
Busted!
I started teaching my BIO101 Lab this morning again. But this was the first: two of the students said: “Hey Mr.Z, we looked around the Web and learned a lot about you – A Blog Around The Clock, The Magic School Bus and now we have all the dirt on you!”
It was bound to happen – and it was fun, actually, a good ice-breaker for the beginning of the new class. Perhaps they will post comments here (please do). And I also pointed them to my classroom blog, as they are also taking the lecture portion with another faculty member at the same time.
The Pharyngula mutating genre meme
I got tagged with this cool meme, demonstrating evolution in cyberspace:
There are a set of questions below that are all of the form, “The best [subgenre] in [genre] is…”. Copy the questions, and before answering them, you may modify them in a limited way, carrying out no more than two of these operations:
* You can leave them exactly as is.
* You can delete any one question.
* You can mutate either the genre, medium, or subgenre of any one question. For instance, you could change “The best time travel novel in SF/Fantasy is…” to “The best time travel novel in Westerns is…”, or “The best time travel movie in SF/Fantasy is…”, or “The best romance novel in SF/Fantasy is…”.
* You can add a completely new question of your choice to the end of the list, as long as it is still in the form “The best [subgenre] in [genre] is…”.
* You must have at least one question in your set, or you’ve gone extinct, and you must be able to answer it yourself, or you’re not viable.
Then answer your possibly mutant set of questions. Please do include a link back to the blog you got them from, to simplify tracing the ancestry, and include these instructions.
Finally, pass it along to any number of your fellow bloggers. Remember, though, your success as a Darwinian replicator is going to be measured by the propagation of your variants, which is going to be a function of both the interest your well-honed questions generate and the number of successful attempts at reproducing them.
My great-grandparent is Pharyngula.
My grandparent is Metamagician and the Hellfire Club.
My parent is Flying Trilobite
The best time travel novel in SF/Fantasy is:
“To Say Nothing Of The Dog” by Connie Willis
The best scary movie in scientific dystopias is:
“Soylent Green”
The best sexy song in rock is:
“Fever” in many renditions.
The best cult novel in ex-Yugoslav fiction is:
Rabies by Borislav Pekic
Let not this lineage go extinct! I am asking the following to go forth and multiply:
Sheril
Kate
John
Danica
Anne-Marie
Eric
Sarah
Melissa
My children (so far):
Anne-Marie
Sheril
John
Kate
Melissa
Eric
Japanese Jews sing and dance!
What is this? A Tevye day on science blogs? Attila mentions him. Jason mentions him. I guess, I’ve been remiss for a while and should do something about it now.
Well, I just discovered that big chunks of the movie can be found on YouTube, but the greatest clip is this one, “Tradition” in Japanese:
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IgNobels announced!
The folks at the Journal of Improbable Research have announced this years winners!
This is the first time I have ever blogged about a study before it won an IgNobel!
So cool!
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Nerdy Licence Plates
Karl of Inoculated Mind blog just got a new set of plates for his truck and, of course, the plates read: INOCUL8.
Karl now wants to collect examples of nerdy, sciency licence plates and perhaps make a set on Flickr (similar to Carl Zimmer‘s Science Tatoo Gallery), so send him the picture of yours (of course you have one!) or your lab mates’ plates.
Some time ago, when I used to park at the Genetics/Entomology parking lot at NCSU, there were several regulars there with plates that read RNA, FRUITFLY, ILUVBUGS, PHEROMON, etc. I actually do not have a vanity plate, although the NC limit of 8 letters would accomodate COTURNIX.
Jonathan Eisen has a licence plate that says PLOS ORG. Now that is dedication to Open Access! Perhaps next time I need new plates I can get a PLOS one as well (his is California, mine would be North Carolina).
So, what do you have?
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He survived, so he is not eligible for a Darwin Award
But he definitely deserves an Honorable Mention (hat-tip: Tanja):
KFC quotes
Today on Quotes of the Day:
Harland David Sanders was born at Henryville, Indiana on this day in 1890. His father’s death six years later led to Harland doing all the cooking for the family. He left school early and led a varied career including street-car conductor, a soldier in China at sixteen, a railroad fireman, justice of the peace (after a correspondence course in law), he operated an Ohio River ferry line, sold insurance, and operated a service station. At the service station, he fed hungry travelers in his quarters above the station. When the food proved more popular than auto service, he moved to the hotel across the street where he could seat 140. In 1935 he was made a Kentucky Colonel for his contribution to the state’s cuisine. The company he founded serves about six billion pieces of chicken every year, so I’ll serve up six Chicken quotes.
You don’t set a fox to watching the chickens just because he has a lot of experience in the hen house.
– Harry S Truman, 1884 – 1972
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
– Samuel Butler, 1612 – 1680
Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
– Frank Lloyd Wright, 1867 – 1959
If God grants me longer life, I will see to it that no peasant in my kingdom will lack the means to have a chicken in the pot every Sunday.
– Henri IV, 1553 – 1610 (King of France 1589 – 1610)
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
– Helen Rowland, 1876 – 1950
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
– Victor Borge, 1909 – 2000
Dressed to the nines…
…and right on time:

Seen on the sidebar of Making Light (hat-tip)
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Too fast for your average camera’s shutter speed!

That’s me, speeding through SciFoo, challenging Attilla’s photography skills.
Meeting a reader/commenter in RealLife is always fun!
Yesterday I had lunch (and coffee and another coffee – this lasted a while because it was so much fun) with Tanja and her husband Doug. Regulars here probably recognize the commenter who goes by the handle “tanjasova” – that’s her.
They just bought a nice house in Winston-Salem and will completely move to North Carolina next month, so we’ll get to meet each other and indulge ourselves in Serbian cuisine often in the future. They have three teenage boys (from their respective first marriages) and they live on his salary as she is still looking for a job. Now that she will be here, she can easily go and interview in person which should be helpful. If you are looking for a person with experience in several biological disciplines from biochemistry and immunology to ecology, take a look at her CV.
She gave me an update on the state of Serbian science (and the academic politics) and the recent rise of Creationists (mostly Adventists). One fortunate side-effect of the place being small, i.e., there being only one really large university (University of Belgrade) is that the “debates” and panels about evolution and creationism will inevitably bring people who know each other REALLY well. Tanja recalled one such debate she attended (in 1995 I believe). After the Creationist panelist finished his rant, the other guy, a professor of evolutionary biology (who was temporarily ousted from the University during the Milosevic regime due to his outspoken opposition), turned to him and said “And to think, my eesteemed colleague, that you got an A on my exam!”. Pwned.
Tanja and Doug also brought with them an album full of pictures just as amazing as this one – Doug is a passionate nature photographer. I hope all those pics end up somewhere online where everyone can see them.
I forgot my camera, but once they get back to their computer and send me the pictures they took yesterday, I’ll be sure to post them here. Thank you for a great afternoon!
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Gooey Stuff
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SciVee has really made it.
Yup, a mention in The Inquirer! (see Wikipedia definition if unclear).
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Telecommuting – how it really looks like
Matt did it first! And then he told more of us. I like the one Laelaps did. But this is more truthfull:

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Lab Art
Do you have pictures from your lab (or office or Jeep you use to do your fieldwork), showing off some quirky aesthetic details? If so, send them to Cognitive Daily to include in the growing collection of the coolest lab decorations ever!
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New York City Meetup – Saturday Night Fever
OK, this will be the last series of pictures of my Sciblings from the shindig of the past weekend. As you may have noticed, several others have posted their recollections and pictures on their blogs. You can also see some pictures on Flickr and Facebook and please add and tag more if you have them.
I have noticed it several times before, but this is something that really came out in full force at the Meetup as we really feel like an online family – meeting people online can produce real freindships. Then, when you meet offline for the first time after years of cyberchatter, there is nothing else to do but hug and continue the conversation over a beer as if you personally have known each other for year. There is no need to spend any time ‘getting to know’ each other.
In many ways, I know some of my blogfriends better than I know some of my real-life colleagues and acquaintances, as personality and some deeper secrets come out in people’s writings, even if they are really good at concealing those in person. The good thing is that I actually really like all of my Sciblings and meeting them all in person just reinforced this feeling – what a fantastic bunch of people!
And, in addition to them, we got to meet a couple of our readers/commenters on Saturday night which was just so great! Pictures under the fold.
At the Museum
Thanks to Sheril who provided us with tickets, a bunch of us Sciblings went to the American Museum of Natural History on Saturday afternoon (pictures under the fold) and saw “Galactic Collision” – a planetarium-style presentation with awesome special effects (no cameras allowed, unfortunately), as well as an exhibit about frogs (difficult to get good pics, but I will choose a few semi-decent ones and post them later).
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A Bar Around The Clock
This is where we should have gone for beers last night….

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New York City Blogger Meetup – brunch pictures
OK, so a bunch of us sciencebloggers went to New York City this weekend. This is something that we were trying to do for almost a year now. Sure, many of us Sciblings have met one-on-one on occasion, but this was an opportunity to get many of us together all in the same place at the same time, to have fun together and see what happens.
So, on Friday, most of us managed to meet at Seed magazine’s (and scienceblogs.com) offices. That is where we started on our first beers….(see my pictures from the event posted on Saturday, as well as other people’s pictures)
Then we went to a Brewery on Union Square…and had some more beer…
Then we went to Adam Bly’s House (he is the Editor-in-Chief of Seed), where we had, you guessed it, some more beer (or wine, plus some great food). A number of Seed editors and staffers were there as well. A few more Sciblings managed to arrive by that time. I realize I have no pictures of Carl Zimmer, Dr.Signout and Orli van Mourik (perhaps some other people do, so look around).
Then, we went to a karaoke bar, where we had more beer…and yes, several of us sang….
On Saturday, we went together for breakfast in smaller groups (see my pictures I posted earlier today), followed by a brunch (pictures under the fold), where they filmed us (actually, about two thirds of us sitting at two tables, there was another non-camera table for the anonymous third, staffers and significant others). We talked about sciencey stuff and hopefully some clips of that will appear on the Seed site in the near future. That was also a good opportunity (while we were waiting for the cameras to get set up) for me to go around and promote PLoS and to promote the Science Blogging Conference.
That afternoon, a group of us went to the AMNH and saw two special exhibits – Galactic Collisions and Frogs (pictures still to come).
In the evening we went to BBar for dinner and beer for about 3.5 hours, followed by much more (and much cheaper) beer at a place called Colliseum. A few of our readers joined us for the occasion (pictures to follow, here, on Facebook and on Flickr).
New York City Blogger Meetup – breakfast pictures
Under the fold, Saturday morning pictures from New York City Sciblings meetup, at Union Square Inn and a pastry/coffee place where we had breakfast
Around NY City
Just some pictures from the Friday morning stroll around town….
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Come and meet the Sciblings
Come and meet the Sciblings
About 30 or so of us Seed sciencebloggers are in New York City this weekend (many, many pictures to come), but if you want to see for yourself that we actually exist and our blogs are not written by robots, meet us at BBar and Grill at the corner of Bowery and 3rd starting around 7pm until they kick us out.

A laptop sticker I just bought
Get your own here.
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Alone in the lab…and you get hungry!
So, you look around to see if there is anything edible!
Of course, it’s easy if you work with tasty animals….(just ask the guys in the next door lab who work on lobsters, crayfish and oysters…or wait until you get some brains out of quails and notice the plump breastmeat….just joking).
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Corkscrew
I don’t know why this post is one of the most popular of all times here, but I just discovered a relevant illustration to go with it: Bosco wrote a post in which he links to a whole bunch of pictures of a popular mascot (almost as popular as Professor Steve Steve).
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Preaching Open Access
Checking out hundreds of pictures from Scifoo that people have uploaded on Flickr and their blogs, I found a couple of more that have me in them:
In this one, I explain to Greg Bear that Open Access is not Science Fiction any more:

[Photo: Simon Quellen Field]
In this one, I tell Sara Abdulla (of Nature) how nice it is to work for an Open Access publisher:

[Photo: Jacqueline Floyd]
And in this one, I stand on a street corner in the middle of Googleplex, preaching Open Access to whoever will listen (perhaps I should grow a long beard, wear a toga and some sandals, and get Jack Chick to draw me some comic strips to hand out):

[Photo: Stephana Patton]
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Science Tattoos?!
If you have a science-themed tattoo, Carl Zimmer would like to know about it. You can already see quite a variety of cool pictures Carl’s readers sent him on these three posts:
Branded with Science
*Very* Branded with Science
Welcome to sciencetattoo.com
I am as clean as a newborn and will not start at this age, but I find the tattoos quite fascinating.
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A question for Scifoo campers
How many people had their luggage inspected by a TSA agent at the airport due to the suspicious shape of the Google crystal cube?
I was one….
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Science Foo Camp – Sunday
I will be on the airplane for North Carolina in a couple of hours, and will wrote more about scifoo once I get back (and get some sleep – yes, occasionally, I do sleep). But, for now, the last couple of pictures and some links for you to see what others are writing.
Sunday morning I had lunch with Ed Boyden…

…and Jacqueline Floyd:

If you attended the camp and want to keep networking with other attendees, please join the Science Foo Camp Facebook group.
Check what other scifoo bloggers are writing at the official aggregator.
Use the Technorati tag/search for scifoo to see what others are writing.
People have already uploaded a bunch of pictures on Flickr so check the scifoo tag.
Finally, here is the Googleplex crew that made it all happen. There was no request outrageous enough, or problem difficult enough, that a Google staffer could not fix it within seconds. Second from left is Stacey who ran the operation, and on the right (white coat) is, if I remember correctly her name, Maria – the public face of legendary Google kitchen. Thank you all!

Previously:
Taking over the Silicon Valley
Science Foo Camp – Friday
Science Foo Camp – Saturday morning
Science Foo Camp – Saturday afternoon
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Science Foo Camp – Saturday afternoon
More pictures from scifoo at Googleplex under the fold – text will come later….
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