Category Archives: Humor

This is hillarious. I need to try the cake one.
Via Mind Hacks

Now we know that Bush is correct when he says that everything he says comes directly from God. The source of Bushisms is Jesus himself!
(Hat-tip: Carel, the artist who made my banner)

This guy has some deep unresolved issues wiht sexuality. Overheated or overexcited? The link may or may not be Not Safe For Work, but it is most definitely Not Safe With Breakfast. Don’t complain I didn’t warn you!

“Once you have the testes, you really don’t need the rest of the male… I feel really bad about that… it’s been my protocol to euthanize the males and take their testes.”
…spoken by Jenna’s Dev-Bio prof.

…so I’d have my priorities straight. But checking my Sitemeter referrers list would come in at #2, LOL.

Yup, in our household the new meaning of ‘Bushism’ has already been adopted. Even kids are using it in the new Dictionary sense. Now I gotta go as I am feeling a tad little bit presidential.

Code-word? Jon(anathan) Swift.

A kangaroo bounds round the Australian outback. Every now and then she stops and a little penguin climbs out of the kangaroo’s pouch. It looks awfully sick and promptly vomits.
Thousands of miles away in Antarctica, a little kangaroo sits in the snow shivering, crying and mumbling to itself, “Damned #$%^&* student exchange program!”

You will just have to click here to see the pictures…

He’ll be missed

Shamelessly stolen from Cyberspace Rendezvous:

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power Beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink.” Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: “MOUNT & DO”
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Dixafix? Is that a friend of Asterix? I thought it was a different kind of potion the idomitable Gauls were brewing!